snapchatting:

once upon a time there was an ugly duckling. he was so ugly, everyone knew but no one said anything because they didn’t want to be rude. everything turned out alright though, for he grew up to be a beautiful swan. but all the other swans were beautiful too so he was actually an average swan. he didn’t care though because beauty never mattered to him because he only cared about eating bread crumbs because he was just a stupid-ass bird

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schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

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kendrickulous:

coffee-filters:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

god dammit

#some Dark humor there

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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"…and to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end."
- friendly reminder that jk rowling dedicated a harry potter book to you. (via triwizarded)

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