fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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bekkicanflyy:

lardypoison:

people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator

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let me do the way of the warrior

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thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

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amovible:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

I put my hand in a blender

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