typical-erinn:

classylesbian:

rabioheab:

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and horomones

smells like teen spirit 

I don’t know about babies but apparently old people genuinely release a hormone or some sort of chemical compound that gives the old people smell.

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snapchatting:

once upon a time there was an ugly duckling. he was so ugly, everyone knew but no one said anything because they didn’t want to be rude. everything turned out alright though, for he grew up to be a beautiful swan. but all the other swans were beautiful too so he was actually an average swan. he didn’t care though because beauty never mattered to him because he only cared about eating bread crumbs because he was just a stupid-ass bird

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schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

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kendrickulous:

coffee-filters:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

god dammit

#some Dark humor there

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